What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 15:10

-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What do you like the most about black people?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
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Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do some men like anal sex?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…